Congratulations, you broke physics.
this gave me an aneurysm
That car one makes me want to cry.
Physics go home, you’re drunk.
Jesus Christ. I hope these are legit because some of these are raising FABULOUS questions.
you know, my mom told me that when i was little i used to tell her recurring tidbits of a linear series of events from “when i was older”
she mentioned me pointing an old man and getting really excited and saying “hey that man was my student when i used to teach piano!” in a situation, or saying “you know i like you more than my other mom, she was so mean” and my personal favourite is the one where i said “i used to have a gilrfriend once, you know, we were on my motorcyle and i lost control and fell off a cliff on the roadside, i really hope she’s okay”
It’s said that when children seem to talk about things that’s never happened to them, they’re relaying their past lives while its still fresh in their memories. It’s pretty cool to hear what they say.
Also I’m pretty sure I saw this post on reddit a few days ago.
When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
Harry Potter fandom, you ok
Kevin FUCKING TRAN
did you mean: BECKENDORF
BIANCA DI ANGELO
THE GREAT GOD PAN
SHERLOCK [but not really >:3]
do he got the booty?
Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok